LanJiaoTuaKi Utd Team Manager today gave a press conference and revealed his new team line-up, that had the whole floor gasping for air. What the ****, entire team is made up of villains! No, not just street villains, but baddass supervillains that had analilized the likes of Superman, Batman, X-Men, Jedis Knights, The Connors and devour human beings.

The Team has only one 3-star player, team captain Diego Brakke aka The Terminator, who has been with the club for 5 seasons. The Manager is reluctant to off-load him and has been given the honorary lifetime achievement award.

The manager also expressed his dismay at the Cup draw with his usual colourful language (mostly aimed at the football governing body) but remained quietly confident of causing an upset over tonight's opponent (Lazio Rom) during the preliminary round.