A usual comment that is used to be seen on the net: 'can they do it on a cold night in Stoke?'
By the way, real life records has no place in this game and vice versa as they are way too different, especially for those cases where you see teams, especially abandonned teams or 'tankers' having up to 11 players put out of position, and even worst including 2-3 Gks in critical positions such as CB or CM.