The Mock Updates Announcement Thread v3.14

[pcmacdaniel]

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For our latest trick, now all players will have their quality displayed in Exciting Binary Format! Now you'll know for sure that your 01110000 quality striker is miles better than the 01101001 quality defender trying to stop him!
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Sorry, but we realize binary is confusing to players in league 01, so we're updating to give the inexperienced players base-10 format, and we'll keep binary for the "experienced players" in levels 010 and above...

Stats in Binary format.

Please don't give them any ideas, I'm actually nervous staff might look at this and think, hey, that's a great idea.