The Mock Updates Announcement Thread v3.14

[Gert Funck]

We are proud to introduce this new game feature

The Ass manager will automatic buy and sell players, he will also set your team.

You will now just have to watch the match.

In the live match, the Ass manager will guide you through all his thoughts and adjustments, so you know what is going on.

Forthcoming the Ass manager will not only recommend players every now and then, he will also select the right ones for your squad.

To keep the game attractive you will keep having to do every single practice manually to keep the 10% bonus and of course watch an hour of commercials, morning, noon and evening to keep greens and Tokens at a viable level Cheers

[woopypooky]

PokerBingo11 Football Update 5.0.1
Changes:-
1. We have received numerous feedbacks regarding the ass man quote 'it wasn't our day' for games that you dominated but lost. Now we are happy to announce that we have included additional comment such as 'you can't win game with kids' , 'grass is greener on the other side', ' the ball is too round' etc. We sincerely hope that while you bask yourself in these consolation words, you will feel surges of new motivation to spend more tokens in our brand new auction market. Our smart devs realised that it is more economical to add few strings of wording than to overhaul the entire simulation algorithm.

Thank you for your support!

[LeManiaque]

Managers, it feels like forever we've been listening to your feedback..
... Oh sorry, no we haven't.
We've been listening to this, were you saying something?

[LeManiaque]

Guys we listened to your players, they all say the same thing:

Too much running!

So we eliminated first the half-spaces, but we always do more! Today we're very happy to give you the field, but without the penalty box or the defensive third! I dunno, we kind of left parts of the middle, then again around the goal, but really tight. It's different than real football, but isn't that the point?

Next up we probably eliminate crossing (it's same as passing, right?) and the match announcer, too...