The Mock Updates Announcement Thread v3.14

[pcmacdaniel]

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For our latest trick, now all players will have their quality displayed in Exciting Binary Format! Now you'll know for sure that your 01110000 quality striker is miles better than the 01101001 quality defender trying to stop him!
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Sorry, but we realize binary is confusing to players in league 01, so we're updating to give the inexperienced players base-10 format, and we'll keep binary for the "experienced players" in levels 010 and above...

Stats in Binary format.

Please don't give them any ideas, I'm actually nervous staff might look at this and think, hey, that's a great idea.

[woopypooky]

PokerBingo11 Football Update 5.0.1
Changes:-
1. We have received numerous feedbacks regarding the ass man quote 'it wasn't our day' for games that you dominated but lost. Now we are happy to announce that we have included additional comment such as 'you can't win game with kids' , 'grass is greener on the other side', ' the ball is too round' etc. We sincerely hope that while you bask yourself in these consolation words, you will feel surges of new motivation to spend more tokens in our brand new auction market. Our smart devs realised that it is more economical to add few strings of wording than to overhaul the entire simulation algorithm.

Thank you for your support!

[LeManiaque]

Managers, it feels like forever we've been listening to your feedback..
... Oh sorry, no we haven't.
We've been listening to this, were you saying something?

[LeManiaque]

Guys we listened to your players, they all say the same thing:

Too much running!

So we eliminated first the half-spaces, but we always do more! Today we're very happy to give you the field, but without the penalty box or the defensive third! I dunno, we kind of left parts of the middle, then again around the goal, but really tight. It's different than real football, but isn't that the point?

Next up we probably eliminate crossing (it's same as passing, right?) and the match announcer, too...