The Mock Updates Announcement Thread v3.14

[woopypooky]

Due to popular demand and feedback, the game name been changed to PokerBingo11 Football.
List of changes:-
1. Morale and tactics are just aesthetic, it wont affect the matches results anymore. You can still make changes as you please during the game if you like to feel the illusion of control.

2. New auction further revamped in that bot teams will come to bid with you so that you won't feel lonely in the market.

3. If a team won too many games in a row, the engine will 'handicap' that team to make them lose. Same goes to losing too many games, the engine will try to raise his winning percentage. Now, everyone are equal as in a poker game. Doesnt everyone loves poker?

4. Every 4th week in the season, we will introduce a new bug for association just because we can.

5. And we will gift tokens out as compensation to show how generous and loving we are and we knew everyone love freebies.

6. In line with our support for greener Earth, we decided to stop ads completely. Now everyone can save bandwidth and battery/ electricity.

[nash123]

4. Every 4th week in the season, we will introduce a new bug for association just because we can.

6. In line with our support for greener Earth, we decided to stop ads completely. Now everyone can save bandwidth and battery/ electricity.

But... with this change, you have to remove the current auctions, because this is the most battery drawer.

[woopypooky]

But... with this change, you have to remove the current auctions, because this is the most battery drawer.

Thank you for your feedback!
How we didn't think of it earlier!
We will be forwarding this to the devs!

[nash123]

3. If a team won too many games in a row, the engine will 'handicap' that team to make them lose. Same goes to losing too many games, the engine will try to raise his winning percentage. Now, everyone are equal as in a poker game. Doesnt everyone loves poker?

If the anncounement came true...
(my friend won league and all games at NML - and he did a job with only 9 player on the pitch)

[Killroy]

For the next update we have introduced a completely new feature called "everything is decided before the season start". In this feature a monkey will spin a wheel and based on the outcome of the wheel your place will be decided. Does the monkey spin the 5 then you will become number 5 in the league no matter what. The same goes for the CL and the Cup but the wheel will decide how far you will come.

The great thing about this is that it doesn't care what you do for the rest of the season. You can buy scouts, talents, train players up to 9 stars, decide to abandon the game, use stupid formations, put striker in the goal and put goal keepers in the striker spot. Who cares! Nothing is going to change the outcome.

It will become the most stressfree game EVAHHHH!!!!! Unless you don't understand the new hidden feature and will shout "Troll results!!!!!#%$%#$#" all season long.

[CM-16]

For the next season we introduce the new auction system. Now you can bid for either 1* 18 year old player starting from 20 tokens up to 7* 30 year old player starting from 100 tokens! Spam those bid buttons and outbid your rival managers!

[Gert Funck]

Statistics and history
We have heard all your good suggestions about history statistic and topscores etc.

So we are now proud to introduce a tournament with clubs and players without any past. there will be no count of goals, assist and rating since this was only a visual display.
from the many and good feedbacks, that we very much appreciate we concluded that this was of no interest to any.

The Auctions
there has for a while been some frustrations about managers suddently losing all their token in auctions. to make this simple and totally risk free, we have decided that all none winning bidders get all their tokens back.

We also found that the complexity of bidding in each round to advance was to confusing and unfair.. so we have change it to a last second deciding bet because this is a much more fair way to decide the winner of an auction.

To help higher levels with missing quality players, we have made all players even quality to all, so new managers with starting token bonuses can bit equal with high level managers that have used all their tokens to maintain a competative squad for decades.

We believe this makes it much more simple and cheap to find and buy a player, when we put them all in one pool that all level managers bid in.


In other notes. We have decided to introduce all new updates in the last week of each season to give it the most possible impact to the tournaments and managers. We will also continue doing so without announcing it before so the big surprice will be even better

[LeManiaque]

We have listened to your feedback and made many corrections.

[Bunzo]

Due to popular demand & our intensive research & feedback received ...
We will be implementing the 14 day season with two games per day.....
Oh wait this was just for fictitious updates ?

[Gert Funck]

We are proud to introduce this new game feature

The Ass manager will automatic buy and sell players, he will also set your team.

You will now just have to watch the match.

In the live match, the Ass manager will guide you through all his thoughts and adjustments, so you know what is going on.

Forthcoming the Ass manager will not only recommend players every now and then, he will also select the right ones for your squad.

To keep the game attractive you will keep having to do every single practice manually to keep the 10% bonus and of course watch an hour of commercials, morning, noon and evening to keep greens and Tokens at a viable level Cheers