LOL... For a bit of fun and we all know how successful this game we play despite all the BS that goes on...
For me, It would probably have to be Cricket, Be funny having text commentry for a T20 Cricket game, where players hit 4's and 6's and you can have a 6* wicket keeper and 7* all round batsman and bowler and every player would have to have the choice of effectively batsman/bowler/all rounder with many players having different fielding positions assigned to them. Personally for me I'm more of a Cricket person than Football.
You could have text commentry like...
"Anderson to bowl to Tendulkar"
"Tendulkar has miss hit it"
"But it still goes for a 4"
OR
"Broad to bowl to Dravid"
"There appealing for LBW"
"The umpire has given it OUT"
OR
"Panesar bowls it"
"Dhoni hits it"
"The fielder throws for the stumps"
"Is it a run out?"
"What does the video referee say?"
"OUT"
OR
"It's McGrath to bowl..."
"Gayle is on strike"
"He has hit that one a mile, Thats a SIX"
At least with Cricket, the game can still be called... Top Eleven Cricket, since Cricket teams also play with 11 players.