You're right jwoods. We French people have no other pleasure in life than annoying others. Just think how much effort this poor guy put into this as (you all know that) we do not work nor wash in this country, so we do not have any obvious reason for waking up early. We prefer to stay in bed with a girl of easy leisure (all French girls are pretty much like that) recovering from an hangover after a typical night spent drinking 10 liters of wine.