Fml FC first Cup match VS Liverpool FC
young and handsome manager Cris P vs old and slick James Bond form MI6 England

Drawn against number 1 contender in the Preliminary, we knew Nordeous was flicking our crotch. Our opponent are level 7 Professional team from England with quite an impressive history of 5 league titles, 3 CL and 1 Cup win. The team has never finished lower than 3rd in any competition they have competed in and their statistic gave Cris wrinkles.

The opposition visits the Tartaros Pit with defensive formation 3-1-4-2, utilizing long balls to their 2 strong ST while stay strong in defense. Since there was no weakness in their team and a win at home would boost our confident for the rest of the campaign, we started the match with 3-5-1-1 with new signing, the young 18 y.o, the original black Michael Jackson playing in midfield partnering with Beckham and Fabregas as our central trio. Bale and Suarez on the wings as usual supporting the lone ST Stephen Chow and Pepe, Varane, Hummels play the back 3 protecting Obama's net as orders from Michelle herself.

We dominate possession but failed to break their defense. The Englishmen are known for kick and rush physical style of football and they were excellent with their hard tackling on our artistry legs. Not many clear cut chances as both teams were very cautious and the 1st half the score was 0-0. No changes in the 2nd half and the 2 teams were on a stale mate. Boos were loudly expressed throughout the Tartaros Pit as our followers urge us forward. Not satisfied with a draw at home, Cris orders Suarez and Bale to play further up the pitch. Beckham has been in poor form lately and failed to bend it over the wall more than 1 occasion while Stephen Chow's famous ShaoLin kungfu stance lacked it's usual effectiveness. Words from Team Security Beckham and Chow jumped fences last night at 1am and did not return until 7am, just in time for our 9 o'clock match. There were suspicion the dual were visiting the Olsen twins. Furious with the lack of professionalism of the 2 horn dogs, they were immediately replaced by Rooney and Ibra, effectively changing to more attacking formation as 3-4-1-2. Another lesson learned as we played into the enemies traps and immediately caught on the counter to concede a goal, 0-1 for Liverpoon in the 71' minute. Not giving up, Cris made a bold move and orders Suarez to cut inside as an inside forward to support Goetze as he was tightly marked by the opposition's DMC all game. More determination were pushed, more sweat and blood were shed as the opposition abused their physically superiority. In the dying minutes of the game, as the fans were about to riot due to the team's under-performance, Suarez tinkles with a mazy dribble before slotting it past the keepers 5-hole to keep the Cup dream alive. We are in disadvantage after the 1st leg but atleast Suarez saved the Pit from being burnt down by our devilish fans.
Match ball was give to the Liverpoon DC as MOTM after it was urinated on by our team.