Lol, last season I was scoring for fun, winning the Champions' League and League titles. I scored nearly five goals per match, on average. I retired two prolific strikers, both aged 26, and my two attacking centre midfielders were both 25 y/o and reducing in quality fast, compared to the youngsters, and they're gone too, now.

Now I have a defensive midfielder and four at the back (4-3-1-2 instead of 3-4-1-2) and my top striker who scored 6 in one game in his debut season is off form. My team is more like the Arsenal of the 90's, winning in 1-0 bore fests. In the league I've scored 20 and conceded 1.

Day 11, scored 42. Yawn.