"Found them all on auction and won brutally expensive bidding wars for each one.

The best had form of 10-9-9-10-8 and had scored 167 goals in 133 apps for his previous club. He's played 4 times for me -- no goals and a 6 rating each time."

You do realise that all the players on the "Auction" transfer market are Nordeus generated players with total fabricated (made up) stats ?
Well Obviously you do not but you do now.