Ha ha, ok, perhaps I slightly exaggerated, but you get my drift :-).
As for 5 goals in the last 30 - i'd love to see a screenie of that.... I could point out games where over 5 goals have been scored in the last 30 mins though (Sheff U 3-0 up at half time against brighton, Brighton went 4-3 up, then Sheff U scored 2 and won 5-4).