Quote Originally Posted by Buffs Mad View Post
Never seen that central defender that once he starts running with the ball he can't stop himself (and neither can the opposition)? The ball bobbling all over the shop but still he charges on then *woosh* = top corner, but more often *woosh* = Row Z. >.<
In my younger days, I was a right Full Back and I was good, I would stripe the opposition left winger of the ball, and dibble up field passing two or three useless mid-center fielders, and cross to my left attack winger to header for a goal.

There was one time, the opposing central forward was hitting one my girlfriend before the game, well it was his ex-girl friend, ah...long story, but I sent him flying into the stands with a sliding tackle. Well I was 30 lbs and 4 inches taller, and latter on there was a big punch up between us in the box after a corner.

And there was this time, one of the our girl fans was bra-less, and............ . . . . . . . Oh forget it, what was the subject again?