Champions League: With Buffs Mad too busy spouting crap about Counter-attacking elsewhere and washing the dishes, he missed the match.

Buffs FC were therefore free from the shackles of Buffs Mad's doctrine and romped to a 13-0 home win. The wingers were outstanding, bagging 9 of the 13 goals.

Buffs reverted to 4-5-1V (which they've not played for a while) against opposition's 4-ND. Only downside was DMC picked up a 4 day Groin Strain.

Goals: Baxter (4, 10, 39, 50, 76), Henderson (9, 61, 77, 90), McCoist (17, 45), McStay (24), Gemmill (29).

League: Buffs FC travel to Germany to meet AC Milan. O.o In a stuffy encounter Buffs eventually prevail 2-0 with goals towards the end of each half. The Buffs remain unbeaten but 2pts behind the leader - and they meet in the next match.

Goals: McNeill (41), McStay (88).

AC Milan set up in 4-3N-1-2 and Buffs Mad asked the side to experiment with a 4-1-3W-2. But there was a possession deficit (Manager + Supporter watching) so it was quickly (25 mins in) switched to 4-5-1V while Buffs Mad pondered on whether to go 4-1-3N-2 or something else....in the end 4-5-1V did enough.