If your bored with the game, then you don't have to play it?
Players have been sent off for spitting, players have been sent off for handball and if its inside the area and they stop a goal scoring chance then you concede a penalty, it all happens in the real game.....
If you want to make your own rules then perhaps you should be playing a Sim's game or something similar (just a Suggestion) or design and code your own game.