do not try to be funny or ironic.
in real life if something is wrong, you try to fix it or try to talk with someone that can fix it. So i can't understand why i must stop to play. Moreover if this game wants to be a simulator and they implement spit expusion or handball expulsion, like in real match, they must give me the power to fine players or to sell it for give an example to other players that decide to spit or made an handball, like in real football happen. I set hard contrast not unfair play. hard contrast mean that i can have players sent off for contrasts very aggressive but not for unfair play. spit is unfair, and handball (handball voluntary if he get red card) is unfair too.
if you want to make irony, I suggest you go to other forums or in the off-topic.