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LEDDY TOWN LOCAL NEWS

The cook at LEDDY FC Ji (Norma) Stitz has given birth to a healthy baby girl to be named Mini.



LEDDY FC NEWS

The Team are en route to the South of France for a league game this evening followed by their 2nd CL group game in Spain where the guys will travel by coach across the border to the stadium in the little town and outpost of castro Poo po.


Rasputin Bollocksvich has been playing for the Bellendson prison and is set to join leddy FC next season as his parole has been granted alongside Bobby Bellender (who hasn't been signed). Chairman Willie Hat said "I am looking forward to Bollocksvich coming":

DL R.Plant has 11 days to go after being out for 17 days with a broken leg.