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    T11 Idiotisms or idioms ( Plse make it funny)

    A fool and his tokens are soon bidding ( on free transfers)

    Two strikers in the squad are worth a toe-poke in the bush

    A token saved is a future token spent ..on greenies

    A match against a far better team is ...a toss up

    Bakers dozen is one player short of a fool squad

    Caught between a rock and a hard place is - playing CL at 11.50pm and Cup the next day, at, 12.15am


    You ID ten T expressions, cause mine are funny at all.
    Can someone start a joke thread somewhere.

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    It's ok to sell your soul to the devil, but never your T11 account

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    I am only good at sarcasm and pun, I am not good at making idioms though... But here it goes-

    A match is a disaster, better not to watch it live!!!!
    A team nowadays is a lion AWAY, but a cat at HOME!!!!(if u get what i mean)
    Having a strong attack and weak defence is like having steroid powered biceps but a baby's calves!!!!!!(I know this one isn't funny)

    Another one-

    One is never aware of his ST's skills till he breaks his shins against them.


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    Another one-

    Nothing is scarier than finding all Indonesians and Vietnamese managers bidding on ur Transfer List players!!!(Actually, nothing is more exciting timepass than to see them fight it to the finish)


    Should Kaka' have been selected for Brazil's WC squad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saransh Vatsa View Post
    lion AWAY, but...........
    This reminds me so much of the Indian cricket team,......Lions At Home, Lambs Away....
    And you want to come over for 2 tests only...WTF


    Love the Steriods line

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiZZee View Post
    This reminds me so much of the Indian cricket team,......Lions At Home, Lambs Away....
    And you want to come over for 2 tests only...WTF


    Love the Steriods line
    U can say now. But those times when Dravid, Sachin, Ganguly, Laxman and all used to play in their primes, Home or Away did not matter New young team will take time to settle, as one of the last players from the team from th Classic Era, Sachin, has hung his boots
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    Mention not...
    Srinath, Kumble, Seewag.
    Sunny, Viswanath, Dev, Bhedi.


    And the best ... Azhar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiZZee View Post
    Mention not...
    Srinath, Kumble, Seewag.
    Sunny, Viswanath, Dev, Bhedi.


    And the best ... Azhar
    Although i never saw Gavaskar, Bhedi and Srinath live. They retired before i was old enough to start watching cricket( i have been watching since i was 3 so go figure). But i have heard many a heroic tales of theirs' and even seen some old matches highlights. Specially of a few WI tours, '83 WC which we won and all. I did however see Kumble for some time. Sehwag is still here. Though due to bad form he is out rght now but i have all hopes he will be back. He is our DESTROYER!!!!! I will remember Sehwag always for one more reason. It was a match against Pakistan(Indo-Pak matches are the most interesting ones on both sides of the borders... People go crazy if they win and don't eat for a whole day if they lose). Shoaib Akthar(u must know him), Pak's fastest pacer was bowling bouncers to Sehwag and telling him to try and score runs off him. Sehwag's reply was what every Indian remembers. He pointed at Sachin who was standing at the Non-Striker's end and said in Hindi,"Woh dekh raha hai, woh tera baap khara hain waha....Usko bol, woh marke dikayega" meaning in English,"U see that, he is ur dad standing right there(hyperbole obviously, not really), tell him and he will score." Next over of Shoaib, Sachin on strike, Shoaib bowles a similar bouncer, Sachin smacks it for a 6. Followed by a 4. Sehwag then told Shoaib,"Baap baap hota hain, beta beta" meaning "Dad is dad always, and son is son" By far the best dialogue ever said on the cricket field!!!!!!! Unforgettable one!!!


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    this thread should be locked

    you guys are going way off topic -.-"just kiddin'

    teeheehee another fun thread, expect me to join in, in like half a dayish ;D
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    didnt want to mess up the previous post

    i use idioms a lot. what better way to slam someone, than with an idiom. dat be high class son, dat be high class
    these are in order by how often i use them, still a few i cant remix
    here are favourites, mix them, then i will ever so forever be in you debt

    when pigs fly over a frozen hell
    drastic times call for drastic measures
    kill 2 birds with 1 stone
    between a rock and a hard place *
    taste of your own medicine
    once in a blue moon
    sitting on the fence
    take with a grain of salt
    costs an arm and a leg
    blessing in disguise
    speak of the devil
    give the benefit of the doubt
    every cloud has a silver lining
    beat around the bush
    (may i play) devils advocate (for a moment) - love that episode where homer says that and plays a pinball machine called devils advocate

    and here are my T11fied idioms

    the stat is a lie (all stats are lies)
    big trolls come from small 1* teams (yep)
    go with the token flow *
    never judge a 4-4-2 by their players (overpowered)
    curiosity killed the token buyer (token buyers get pissed off most out of all of usish)
    let the cat die in the bag (no answers)
    a scout on the list is worth more than 2 on the tranny (rather than losing +50 tokens)
    saved by the nevermind (80th minute opposition goal/card)
    the bigger they are the harder they vent (TBs vent more than 35Ts ;P)
    dont put all of you tokens on one player (losing ALL of your tokens on one player)
    going the extra token (addiction to the tranny market)
    back to the formation boards (asking about formations again)
    trollinho has left the building (no troll matches, yet)
    method to the fonzness (likes to change game times OR just being me, joking around a lot)
    again (with) the clock? (tranny bugs with unsynced clocks)
    not playing with a full squad (unmanaged teams)
    you can play that again (i know corny, consecutive random friendlies)
    lurking trollinho (dat jose mourinho be watchin yous)
    barking up the wrong thread (vents on the forum)
    couch/cold nordeus (no answers)
    got up on the wrong side of the fixture (missed watching)
    an injury a dozen (too many injuries)
    add injury to injury (reoccurring injuries)
    get bent out of formation (no auto fix formation for active managers)
    let sleeping players lie (tankers)
    Last edited by littledude072; 01-07-2014 at 12:19 AM. Reason: added more idioms *
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