Streakers and Slumpers - The Theory of Team Form

[littledude072]

notes:
i will use mostly basic english, for a more translator friendly version (F2Pers = free to players/non token buyers, streakers = good results, slumpers = bad results, runs = previous results)
it is not really my post if i do not joke around. as i have said before, a serious day feels like i killed my inner child, or at least strangled him (kudos to dizzy)
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teams and competitions must be of similar quality, within ±5? not enough tests to confirm. example: mostly 1* F2Pers in a mostly 1* F2Pers league/cup/CL and vice versa
must be at least active (i do not know when the abandoned team handicap pops up, but i am saying at least once a week)

every player has at least ranted about injuries, not being able to score, and of course, losing to teams (even against those in an illegal formation) far below their level. i too am an active player *shocked*, and even the great and mighty fonz *heart attack* suffer through the same strange fate. i partially agree with the people that say it is scripted, but the other part does not as you do see some changes. i called them 'challenge scripts'. i created a test team (rags to riches) because i was not entirely sure. i am NOT saying they are a mistake (...yet). they are doing far better than goonskies (and higher FB points), but if they start losing then i will bring out the sad truth and tell them 'you were a mistake, son, go home'. i now am absolutely, positively, yippy ki MOFOing yay percent sure of this. i now proudly present streakers and slumpers - the theory of team form - brought to you by try lingo wall, absolutely free language learning (all right (see, even this), done with the shameless advertisements)

have you ever wondered why some weeks you feel like your team could conquer the world? check
have you ever wondered why some weeks you feel like your team struggles with a gentle hill? check
have you ever wondered why some weeks you feel like your team went through déjà vu (yep, i just googled it)? SAY WHAT?

so i looked over my goonskies thread just to confirm a pattern. the unholy runt of streakers and slumpers, that is your team's performance. there are many types of them as far as i can tell, such as:
streakers; amazing run of games, win against stronger opponents, BARELY ANY INJURIES, barely any
* runs may vary, my longest streak us just under 2 weeks
suspensions, barely any problems
slumpers; can not score, losses against illegal formations, DISCO FEVER LEVELLED INJURIES, disco fever levelled suspensions, disco fever levelled problems
* same here, had a week slump with 2 injuries per game, 2 games a day, 16 injuries, emergency bought and sold players, all losses, for 4 days straight, after that my barely (football wise) legal team was on fire as usual
note: barely winning against much weaker teams count as a slump, in my honest opinion

sure you might say it is just your team, have you looked through the other teams? yes i have. i made a mental note on a few teams near my quality in my league on how they are doing, and which run they are currently in

for those of you who say 'do not take this too seriously, it is a game', i know. i tend to overkill thinking things. i am 23 years old and i have a few white hair spots. whenever i play a strategy game, my backup plans have backup plans as well. you get the picture. to successfully create a mod, one must check many files, even those not related to the mod itself, to ensure compatibility, i see this test the same way

please respond in english so others may have an easier time when translating, if you need some help translating, post a comment down below
if you agree, please state your experiences
if you disagree, please state why
if you are undecided, think about what i wrote
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[Cat Harrison]

I am rather undecided about it, but I think I will take a look at some other teams' form to compare, and see if I agree ever so or not.


p.s. you make me giggle. thanks.

[littledude072]

heed my notes though, a mainly levelled playing field, of course you can exclude yourself and other high levelled players from your research. this season was mainly balanced on goonskies, so i could include many more teams compared to last season

and another note: im so tempted to choose the 4th option -.-"

[spornybol]

i have the same team as last season who went unbeaten and only conceded 11 goal and even though i improved player`s at the start season for some reason even though i start with strongest squad my team are slow at start of season as proved this season with the first 10 games won 4 drew 3 lost 3 but as soon as i start the second half the season they fly like pig on heat last 11 games 9 win 2 draws in the league to leave me 1pt behind 1st and i play them wednesday and with champions league for which i should make final (4-0 1st leg) i am now 17 games unbeaten in all, so i find weird that with best squad same players improved i get a start like i did and in those 10 games conceded 19 goals with by far the best defense in league compared to conceding 11 goals in 26 last season,

on a another note, you 23 with a few white hair spot`s ? lucky sod i was bald by 23

[littledude072]

so polls (well, this type of poll) usually work with the pollee reading through what the OP stated, then vote depending on whether or not the pollee agrees with the OP, then leaves a statement defending their vote

the score is, agree FC 1 - 1 dont care FC (lets say spornybol is the agreeer (for arguments sake), cat and i havent voted). dont care FC currently suffering an illegal formation, 20% possession intact. will this be yet another trolled result?

[Saransh Vatsa]

I don't know what to vote for. I am unsure of the facts u stated but i think that team form is basically random to make u shell out money. I think if i vote, i will go for the 3rd option...
Another note- The 4th option is hard to resist i swear

[littledude072]

I don't know what to vote for. I am unsure of the facts u stated but i think that team form is basically random to make u shell out money. I think if i vote, i will go for the 3rd option...
Another note- The 4th option is hard to resist i swear

then try it out. thats mainly why i tried to make the post tempting yet funny. if you wont try it out theres always the 4th option lurking in the distance. I DID remember i clicked the multiple choice thing so have fun looking through our great products! sure back then i sort of believed that, but teams IRL DO have streaks and slumps. so what if teams ingame face streaks and slumps too? you do have to admit its pretty clever, but like other things, the scripting is (i believe) way below average. if it were school id give an F+ if possible

UPDATE

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everything is random, winning to losing probability counts too
i seriously believe just what if this scripts randomizes your teams form over the next few days to streak/slump? sort of makes sense doesnt it? now the below average part i was talking about pops up from it doesnt protect you against illegal formations when youre in a slump. what i call a trolled match is if you severely outmatch the opponent by a lot, by my guess thatd be AROUND +2* per starting 11? dont know how many quality points that is, might one be kind enough to tell me pweases wit chewwies on towp?

forgot what else i was about to say, ima have some coffee, i proofread things and still see some glitches in my engrish-uh database

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of course with my +2* estimate, its give and take on other players
this was the thing i wanted to post up but forgot. there are some other points too

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and cat, saw through the 'howre you doing' thread, you had 3 bad matches in a row. are they somewhat your levelish?
hmm...

[Belgji]

I dunt really get wot ya mean!
But, I'd like da share my survey:
The winner of my league, he never get slump!
Team form= 21W,3D,1L
Team Qlty= 4th class in my league (I am 1st)
I have tracing all the top 3Club in my league.
Only that team, he never have get troll result (only 1-1D against Bot Team) , never lose even draw two matches in a week, all his draws and 1lose is vs the top 3, never get injury & red alot (of course he had but never more than 2 in a week as far as I see).
The worst fact I noticed is.. He never attend for his live matches (only 2 I saw him).
Now ,,, he is gonna finish the league with 9pt ahead of the 2nd place rival(my team )

I never had long streak or slump this season.
What would you say for this????
What is your opinion????
What anybody else have the same situation?
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PS: I can get an infinity kill streak if I visit to your Gonskies Planet with my Nazi made Sniper! Granteed!

[Rezky Ananda]

long reading
but its nice

[Mas Bro]

long reading
but its nice

then u need to read it as same as u like read the novel