that awkward moment when crazy token buyers are fighting for their pride and dignity

[Stafford]

How about this :

Market Value: $3.1M
Sold for: $18.8M

That's six times more than the market value, and players are sold lower than market value at first anyway. The real winner is the manager that sold this player. He must have but him there for $2M, and now ...

Well, anyway, 18.8M isn't that useful on its own.