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  1. 03-11-2014 #1
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    Nonsense winning tactics - (they say it's the "Dandelion"... mmmmkay)

    This formation makes 0 sense in real life, it really looks like a plane.

    Can you imagine 9 players in a row from box to box in real life??
    Can you imagine 9 guys doing 33% of the field and the other 2 covering the remaining?

    People would rather think they were in a queue, getting ready to play the ultimate 100 yards leapfrog contest, with a captain commanding the operations on each side.

    Nonsense winning tactics - Presenting you The Plane!-ultimate-troll-formation.jpg

    In Nerdeusland, The [s]Plane[/s] Dandelion is like a meatgrinder, beware if they crosseth thy path!!!
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    Dinc shoot the ball and the other just stand there and let it through they legs xavier only need to make the goal
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    Quote Originally Posted by leandra marina View Post
    dinc shoot the ball and the other just stand there and let it through they legs Xavier only need to make the goal :d
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    Or they push each other, adding momentum so the final striker shoots with the power of 9 men!



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    Don't see what the problem is really, Legal formation, players on their positions.... managers choice. Others may not agree with it, but hey ho each to their own.

    It's called Freedom of Choice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic View Post
    This formation makes 0 sense in real life, it really looks like a plane.

    Can you imagine 9 players in a row from box to box in real life??
    Can you imagine 9 guys doing 33% of the field and the other 2 covering the remaining?

    People would rather think they were in a queue, getting ready to play the ultimate 100 yards leapfrog contest, with a captain commanding the operations on each side.

    Click image for larger version.  Name: Ultimate Troll Formation.jpg  Views: 116  Size: 84.4 KB  ID: 20798

    In Nerdeusland, The Plane is like a meatgrinder, beware if they crosseth thy path!!!
    This is known as the dandelion

    The plane is 3N-1-4-1-1 as below...

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    I call this formation "the passive offensive". goal is to get the other players drinking tea and make believe, the match is postpone. when they dont pay attention the goalie will make a goal in 90 minute
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leandra Marina View Post


    I call this formation "the passive offensive". goal is to get the other players drinking tea and make believe, the match is postpone. when they dont pay attention the goalie will make a goal in 90 minute
    Space Invaders anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leandra Marina View Post


    I call this formation "the passive offensive". goal is to get the other players drinking tea and make believe, the match is postpone. when they dont pay attention the goalie will make a goal in 90 minute
    Do you press whole pitch or just your half ??????????????? lol
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    Mentality: very friendly
    Pass: only cake to other player
    pressing: none
    tackle: cross-legged
    pass style: very nice
    Marking: 1 on 1

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