Since he is debuting alongside a Club Legend, I will give him a piece of advice-
1)Need to score 6 goals in the match, just pass the ball to me and enjoy the show.
2)Need to score urself,, pass the ball to me and go stand 1 feet from the goal, u will get the ball at ur feet all u have to do is just tap it in
3)Want to be Man of the match, well sorry that is reserved for me
All over, I do all the work in the attack, u can be my assistant and enjoy ur stay at the club, the only thing is, if u want respect from our club fans, u have to clean my boots for me
P.S This is called ragging the new member
JK John welcome to our club and tear the opponents apart