Quite a sad day, Ravers 'legend' Simon Garner has left the club at 25 with a market value of 4.05m his quality was 5* 45 but with Kissi now reaching 43 and three years his younger, Shearer and Pardue (aka Pepp) in front of him; he was finding it hard to get games.
The club would like to thank Simon for his service and outstanding contribution to Ravers success over the last three seasons.
Club owner UJW was especially pleased with a rye smile on his face and a tear in his eyes as peeped at the clubs bank balance which gained 13.5m.
Uncle Jack has a replacement in mind, it is still undecided whether the club will retire his name to the hall of fame or a new clone will get the honour of the #10 shirt.