Rugby's Better got the new season off to a stunning start in the Cup, thanks to being drawn against an abandoned team (yes he was Level 9, but he had only 8 players left in squad, plus NordSubs) - queue a 16-0 aggregate stroll through to the next round.

Today the Champions' League is off to a good start with a solid 2-0 win, and Rugby's Better go into the opening league match this afternoon as overwhelming favourites (though given our early-season form over the last 2 seasons the fans will be wary)