One of the Buffs Players got booked for alleged biting today. CSI Miami were called in to prove the case. Unfortunately, they could not prove it as it was discovered the player was actually born in Irvine meaning

1. they have no teeth; and
2. they all share the same DNA

BuffsMad said later "Who cares about proof, he's from Irvine, so I've sacked him".

PS. Apologies to anyone from Irvine, didn't meant to Dent-ure pride. >.<