Season 87- Are you ready?

[Awe Imoleayo Peter]

really ?
Every season it's happening to me (if win the league)
you missed my thread here
http://forum.topeleven.com/top-eleve...aw-system.html

Thought it stopped

[nikolgiorgos]

unfortunately no
This season I 'm loosing on purpose my league so to have an equal CH.L. next season and a chance for a treble

[azwanonly]

Before match, 9th position.
Win a match, 9th position.

Generate more foul and still no yellow card or freekick. Maybe the opponent forgot to pay the referee.

Win 2-0 and we the away team. It seem the players wear the right underwear today.

The goalkeeper's diving, flying and swimming make sure that the opponent strikers can't score a goal.

6 defenders and a bus done a wonderful job today.

Sadly we admit that we won't get any trophy this season. We're the losing team this season.

No bus was harm in this match. ^^

[Gert Funck]

Today we managed to get on top... Let's see for how long

[Gert Funck]

Mega visual bug.. Muhahah!

[khris]

Mega visual bug.. Muhahah!

ROFL thats like the effect 2000...

[Gabez Teh]

Mega visual bug.. Muhahah!

Bourgeoisie

[nikolgiorgos]

if it's not a bug, buy and send me the full kit of BVB
Thanks Gert

[talisman]

Desert Rats FC travelled to 11th place for their first match of 2017, and had to come from behind to register their latest win. Playing 4-4-1-1 against 4-3N-2(AMW)-1, AMC Simon Hunt got a rare start and immediately got himself in trouble, an injudicious tackle giving the home side an opportunity to take an early lead, which they duly did via a direct free-kick. The Rats had to wait until four minutes before the break for an equaliser, midfielder Glenn Seynaeve outsprinting the defence to a long defensive clearance and beating the 'keeper from close range. In the second-half, Hunt made amends for his earlier transgression by converting a right-wing cross from Emerson de Alencar Arraes, and after the Management had made a double substitution to rest some tiring players, Seynaeve added a direct free-kick and midfield Youth product Graeme Brooks thanked the medical staff for his quick recovery from injury with the final goal as Desert Rats won 4-1.

[CM-16]

For those not familiar with this relatively limited use homonym (same spelling, different meaning)...[no offense meant CM-16, it's just... awkwardly amusing in fluent English!]

Rapier, common usage, "a thin sword":
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Rapier, acceptable English construction, "more sexually violent by degrees":
“So you think you are RAPIER than me? my cell mate in Rahway (Prison), he was the RAPIEST” -Alec Baldwin w/ Jerry Seinfeld

just for lols

No offense here, I just came up the idea of Rapier from my Favorite jet, F-22. One of it's alternative name beside Raptor is Rapier. I heard that once when I was a kid