Mourinho PUNCHED ME after the match, security had to intervene to calm the situation down. Now that he is being trolled he can't stand it any more.
On a serious note all the matches I have had against him the possession has been steady around 60% for me. I'm gonna speculate again and say if the matches aren't down right fixed they are at least "calibrated". He always uses different formation so that means it doesn't impact the stats that much.