In Match Text Commentary

[Cat Harrison]

"through.. his.. legs!!" that would be a good one

And I still want... "..What a wasted effort by John Player, he really let that chance go begging!"

[littledude072]

lets make this thread come alive >
wouldnt it be awesome if 5 minutes before the match starts, we could go to the stadium and listen to some commentator banters? like what i dont like is 3 minutes before kick off, all you can do is mope and moan about not making enough changes/give out candies, so why not visit the stadium while listening to some good old banter. ive also never seen supporters mentioned once so it should have some sort of an impact in the game. id love to just go to the stadium, and hit on rival supporters with my aluminium bat
also, who wouldnt love seeing rivalries programmed into the game. it could be based on points, locations, and head to head matches

RECORD based on last 5 games
* are only available to high levelled players, like at least 8*

---BEFORE KICK OFF---

LEAGUERANK AWAY visiting LEAGUERANK HOME ground, the STADIUM
STADIUM ATTENDING, MAXCAPACITY, BONUSPOSSESSION
HOMEFAN greeting AWAYFAN to STADIUM
PREDICTEDMOTM makes his way through the tunnel, cheered on by *FAN
referee slips on banana peel
PLAYER makes his star debut with ?TEAM, PREVIOUSCLUBRECORD
AWAY RECORDAWAY is W/D/L, HOME RECORDHOME is W/D/L, PREDICTEDRESULT
game nearing open, ?FAN chant their original soundtrack

---INGAME COMMENTARY---

PREDICTEDMOTM shows his skill on how it is done
?PLAYER exploits opponent's weakest link
PLAYER1 connecting well with PLAYER2, PLAYER3 sees this and rushes
PLAYER captaining ?TEAM with pride after that play
PLAYER commanding the defence of ?TEAM well
* clever feint by PLAYER1 to pass PLAYER2
* players are unable to get pass BRICKWALL

---DEAD BALL---

referee looks at play, and stops for a foul
?FAN angered by the referee
PLAYER1 fails the offside trap, PLAYER2 rushed last second
PLAYER1 and PLAYER2 discussing free kick options
trollinho seen lurking in the distance
PLAYER1 takes the free kick, clever feint, PLAYER2 takes it
* PLAYER knuckle shots from afar, the ball swerving out of control
KEEPER (unable to do anything/* makes the save of the century)

---CONTROVERSIAL---

referee gives PLAYER yellow card for sliding from behind/two footed challenge/biting, a controversial decision
PLAYER1 arguing with PLAYER2 after that play
PLAYER known for outspoken behaviour
referee brandishes another card to PLAYER for arguing, ?HEADCOACH banned as well
?FAN singing kiss him goodbye
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---GOALS---

ah overhead scissor attempt by PLAYER (* magnificently struck toward goal, great effort/ball boy knocked unconscious after being hit)
PLAYER slips through the defence, KEEPER rushes out, PLAYER (goes pass KEEPER/LOBS/VOLLEYS)
PLAYER1 receives fake shot pass from PLAYER2
trollinho seen waving his elder wand
this could be the last chance for ?TEAM to draw/win
KEEPER makes the save in the dying minutes, and holds on to it to run down the clock
final assault for ?TEAM, KEEPER charges forward

---ENDGAME---

match ended with SCORE
superb match from HOME and AWAY at STADIUM
PREDICTEDRESULT was true this round/proved to shock us
MOTM cheered on by ?FAN
PLAYER levelled up, he is now over 9K
MANAGERS congratulating each other
trollinho running to his getaway van
LEAGUESTATUSCHANGES

[Saransh Vatsa]

HOMEFAN greeting AWAYFAN to STADIUM

And if it is between some super rival teams-
"HOME TEAM FANS throwing BEER BOTTLES at AWAY TEAM FANS!!!!!"

[Belgji]

" showing great team-work with slick passes "

[Zac Bindas]

There could be match commentary for own goals. For example;

- Player A skips past Opponent A, is now one on one with the goalkeeper, chips the ball over the goalkeeper and Opponent A quickly runs to clear the ball. Oh dear!! It's an own goal!! Opponent A tried to clear the ball out of danger and the ball hits the post/crossbar and it goes in!! Own goal scored by Opponent A.

- It's a corner! Player A crosses in...Opponent A attempts to clear the ball, but oh no!! It's a goal!! The ball ends up at the back of the net with a deflection from Opponent A.

- Player A shoots from 20 meters out, the ball has been deflected from Opponent A and past the keeper. Goal!! There was nothing the keeper could do!!

Only a suggestion

[Belgji]

p;A pass to p;B... p;A again,
Nice one-two..

[Saransh Vatsa]

p;A pass to p;B... p;A again,
Nice one-two..

Oh this suggestion was already made, mine is too like this, but a little more

[littledude072]

i win, now id like my 6* vacation, house and car to be sent over via infrared. if its not possible then have them shipped over via newspaper boy

yep, id love own goals to be brought in. it makes keeping an eye on your players a lot more importantt. like lets say a player with terrible morale and fitness = nigh good chance to do a derp, or the act of doing a derp

and some terrible plays would be awesome as well. like for those with terrible morale might bite other players, or streak across the field. every game should follow an unwritten code of honor that adds streakers

[Saransh Vatsa]

And what about some things like this in CL or Cup Finals-
A is leading 1-0 over B. Dying minutes-

"And the A team players and fams will be begging and praying for the final whistle from the ref, they want this to end right now, no more chances!!!!! And here it is, the final whistle, A team are the Champions!!!!! U see the tears in the A team GK's eyes, both teams players are shaking hands, and the A team manager is celebrating, their ST comes with the champaign, it is party time at A team's hometown!!!!!!!!"

[Cat Harrison]

I really like this thread! All very good suggestions