i did, tricksies to pass other players, since there are so many tricks i just said that to generalize them all

and yep, this thread is fun XD. itd be blasphemy, itd be madness if this thread were somehow closed

beer bottles are so yesterday, the wankin' goons are all packing novelty sponge-bob-squarepants-foam-baseball-bats-in-the-shape-of-squidward-from-a-happy-meal to reflect the beer bottles back

id seriously love to see this in at least 1 game
PLAYER trips on shoelace as he is about to be subbed on, demands a penalty, ref dumbfounded and brandishes a YELLOW CARD. OH NOES, he dropped dead, he cannot continue, he has been stretchered off, MEANING HE IS NOT ON THE FIELD ANYMORE. trollinho snickering in the distance. club doctor states he cannot play for 15 days due to 'chipped fingernail' and 'bruised ego'