i was inspired after reading leddys thread about his football team with a little humour
mines wont be updated as frequently as others (around once a week) but im hoping you guys like it

THIS JUST IN (the thread of course)

A spaceship claiming to have originated from Haagara touched down onto an abandoned stadium and claimed it. The spaceship seemed to be highly advanced since witnesses claim it may have popped out of thin air. "I ain't see no nothing, then the next second POOF I see them" as the slack shouldered locals voice unite to form an awkward echo while the spaceship was landing. As the spaceship opened up the doors, (and to the confusion on both sides I may add) what appears to be a human coming out and speak English, "we are just looking for some competition we can dominate. Teams in the Universal League Banged Big(TM) and Galactic League Milking Away(TM) were far too hard for us so we thought we could dominate you puny humans, I mean enjoy your league as we struggle through hardships, torments, and various cases of glitches in The Matrix. Oh, and why are all of you staring like that? Where I'm from, if you stare like that death rays tend to come out of both eyes, ey" said Head Coach Fonzacus.

During an interview with Head Coach Fonzacus, I have many sneak-peak expectations that fellow viewers may be interested in:

Reporter: What is your true intention for coming to Earth?

Fonzacus: To perform a "treble" this season. Conquering Earth would be a bonus as far as I'm concerned.

R: How are you going to complete a treble? More importantly, why are you going to conquer Earth?

F: By trying to watch my team play and perform various duties such as trading and nurturing players. No comment on the conquering part. I knew i shouldn't have said that, can you edit it out?

R: No, we are on live TV. Do you have a team to compete with? Have you bought the stadium you landed on? Will you be bringing extraterrestial hotties with you?

F: My team is all transfer list rejects from other leagues. The previous stadium owner was killed by me, does it make it mine by your law? if not can you edit that part out too? It seems from our long-going research you did not like our previous hotties such as Jar-Jar Binks, Michael Jackson and that girl that likes to come out from TVs. We would like to capture new people to lead our supporters to domination, the Wankin' Goons.

R: Thank you for your time Head Coach Fonzacus, it is all the time that we have right now, I welcome the overlords from Haagara to our humble Earth, please accept my cameraman and makeup artists as sacrifice. Stank Krunk reporting.

just a recap:
basic team with mostly 10T a season on transfer
no token buying
plays 4-5-1 W (or 4-2-3-1/4-3-3, the CDM is a CAM)
plays like arsenal
prioritize youth

will post pics later