Goonskies - From Rags to Riches

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Stank Krunk's reports on the games from 25/10-31/10

The Champions League match ended with a 0-3 loss to the bottom ranked 'ken 47 S.O.B', and now the tables have turned. "That was a pitiful game. My first thought on that game would be if we lose this game, we might make the Champions League Knockout Rounds. There may still be hope for us as the teams in my group are all neatly tied, so a win for us means that we can scrape up a Knockout Round or two."

The next game ended much better with a 6-0 win against 'Thurny FC'. "The match was not as satisfying as I thought. I really wanted the boys to win the previous match, but alas I saw a shady looking character watching in the distance. That individual may be what forumers call 'Trollinho', staring at my team with a very sadistic face. I wanted to keep quiet about this because it seems he may be an official, or at least bribed many so my team could lose. Even though we had a sound win, my main striker suffered a 7 days injury."

The previous result of the injured striker gave the means to arch rival 'Hotspurs FC' to win a 1-0. No comments were made as Head Coach Fonzacus thrashed around Hotspurs Stadium with a vengeance.

26/10

The Cup run ended as Goonskies lost at home against 'Corinthians'. "Terrible game, we had 70 percent possession, and they had an injury, but somehow won. This may be another result from the infamous Trollinho, maybe I should start bribing him as well."

The following game ended in a 7-0 win against 'Bayern Monacco'. "The boys have redeemed themselves. I just don't understand how we can easily win the unimportant League games with no bonus, but lose the important Cup and Champions League with max bonus and everyone had full morale and fitness. Nothing special came out of that match because I felt we should've won the Cup and Champions League game from before."

27/10

Yet another Trollinho result from 'Hacker Firas' as Goonskies drew 2-2 at home. "Another game we should've won without a doubt. It is another pitiful game. We are now at the bottom of the Champions League group."

28/10

A 0-4 win against a friend 'Dian FC' where the Head Coach Dian was nowhere to be seen. Was he frightened by Head Coach Fonzacus? It appears so because some of the players were played out of position. "It seemed weird how half of my team had gotten a yellow card, I thought I set the tackling on easy, but alas there are some players that have to be more disciplined in the way of the Fairplay."

29/10

The 1-0 win against CPS was a game like no other. Players were dropping like flies, cards were being thrown on both sides, and Head Coach Fonzacus screaming untranslatable words in the next room. "Three of my players were injured after just going through rehab. One of their players was injured thought. It was a terrible display on both sides of the pitch as the referee retreated away from the mess caused by our loyal Wankin' Goons. I had to bribe them a bit to cause a mess but it was well worth seeing the ref helped in our fundraiser called 'Dancing with the Fishes'."

Hacker Firas 1-1 drew at their base of operation from the result of the three main players' injuries. It seems to me CPS and Hacker Firas were on the same page to take me down. "I saw the same ref, except with several modifications as most of his body parts were missing from the result of 'Dancing with the Fishes'.


30/10

Gogon FC 1-0 still pissed at this result, might not even do it

31/10

2-1 win against The Gamers did not prove to be what The Goonskies were hoping as they were still at the bottom of the Champions League Group. "It was a much better game compared to yesterday's. Still, I thought we could've at least won by many more goals since it was another 70-30 percent possession. Must be another Glitch in the Matrix effect."

The 2-2 draw with JMG FC was another disappointing result. Many Wankin' Goons took to the street and caused a riot. A player was seen leading the hooligans in his wheelchair following the 2nd injury of the week to the Football Federation building. "Attaboy Wankers, that's how we do business in this world of unfairness. Fight fire with fire. Burn a few buildings to the ground, but don't forget to say 'long live The Fonzacus' while you are all taking part as I don't want to get in trouble" witnesses reported hearing Di Marco, the captain of The Goonskies, yell as the sky turned crimson red that very night.

An ever so delightful day as The Goonskies won 0-8 against Kupchino 42. "The boys were making amends of what happened last night by playing to their fullest. Although I believed it could have been a far greater win because Kupchino did not use an illegal formation, but we had 80-20 possession. For some strange reason ever since last night I have been getting many arrest warrants for destruction of property, vandalism, and cow tipping. I admit I did make the Wankin' Goons riot, but I did not encourage cow tipping. That poor soul, may she rest in peace."