With the previous flip of Head Coach Fonzacus after the Manure versus Arse match where Van P did the unspeakable yet again, he decided to rename the players who are staying in the club for long. The players were renamed to:
1 Wookie Chestnut (GK)
5 Tommy Vermin (LB)
4 Piers Murtle (CB)
6 Lori Kochy Kochy (CB)
25 Carlos Jinkies (RB)
10 Jackie Willis (CM)
16 Erin Rambo (CM)
19 Sandy Granola (CAM)
14 Tito Walnut (LAM)
44 Sargent Gnarly (RAM and my favorite XD, probably going to make him as captain, penalty/free kick taker and all that good stuff)
9 Luke Poleski (ST)
23 Andy Arseshaver (C/RAM my 2nd favorite)
ill probably rename the other players later on, i still have a few more names up my sleeves
8 Michael Farteater
11 Mesum (means perverted in indonesia) Oil
31 Ryu Miyabi
23 Nicky Bender
24 Aduh (means oh crap) Diapet (a diarrhea medicine in indo XD)
26 Manny Pingpong
58 Giddyup Slalom
forgot about fabregas
Francine Fibreglass