Once upon a season, there was a manager called David. He brought great success to the Fusion United Shores. But one day, the success dried up when the manager left to pursue other ventures, players left, fans became disinterested in the club that was once their bastion of football. Many moons have passed since the manager left for shores unknown.

I return to find the club a shell of it's former self, the players, once legends of the club have left, leaving only dregs and what the old guard would call "dead wood". The owner, in his infinite wisdom, pleaded for any manager to save the Clarets from their current stupor, the club sitting 14th with 7 games played, on 0 points, and 63 goals conceded.

So, cometh the hour, cometh the Dave. I have returned to management! S15 may be a write off in terms of a title challenge, but I am hoping, with some luck and shrewd rebuilding of a decimated squad(14 retiring this season), we can finish strongly and invest much needed funds to rebuild.