mine isnt about a goal or a controversial decision !!! oh no it's about mr Saransh Vatsa not getting his hat trick lol 1st a bit of history

My only ever scout in 10 seasons is called Saransh Vatsa A striker bought for 1 token lol ( then 1 token to change his name ) he has not been playing as well as hoped he is studying for exams lol.

We sit very pretty on top of the league with 8 points cushion but we have drawn the last 2 games !!! we needed a win to get back on track !!

We kicked off against Top eleven fc at home who are 8th in our table many draws so hard to beat I thought so I promised our top quality striker Saransh a topless massage from my self after the game if he got a hat trick and we won !!!!!!!!!!!.

well he dribbled for half an hour ( seriously not with the ball just dribbled from his mouth with a big smile on his face ) for 20 mins before the game , even put his studying books down and kind of put his serious face on ( as serious as one can look while dribbling) lol

so the game at half time we are 3-0 up Saransh has scored 2 and the dumb ass assisted 1 when he could have shot and scored himself lol

2 goals from midfield in 2nd half with Saransh running around with his arm in the air shouting pass to me !!!!!!!!!!! on 88 mins my winger Cafu gets the ball takes on one !!!!!!!!! then another !!!!!!!!! a gap appears in the defence !!!!!!!!!!!! he is through one one one with the keeper !!!!!!!!!!!! will He score ??????? will he pass ?????????????????

He passes to Saransh !!!!!!! an open goal !!!!!! he carnt miss !!!!!!!!! he is already thinking about me topless !!!!!!!!!!!! he taps it towards goal and !!!!!!!!!!!! It whistles just past the post !!!!!!!!!!! pmsl

Unluky Saransh !!!!!!!!! keep trying hun !!!!!!!! pmsl