*reuters* leddy fc news

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LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC buy DL R.Plant.

LEDDY FC win first game in league against Las Aguialas 4-1..Plant scores on debut after Leddy FC go 1-0 down after 20 mins. DC C.Diakhaby scores and gets man of the match with 9.
TWAT said " great win and superb start for Plant, he will be the only signing this season I think, the rest of the squad are ready for the season ahead."

"Megan Sheman" has now finished community service after clearing the bushes around LEDDY FC.




*SLY NEWS*

Controversal ref "Helmet Cheese" has been under trial from his hospital bed...he was sentenced to life in prison for crimes of Love, match fixing, escaping prison and the abduction of "Megan Sheman".

Ref "Norman Freeman" has denied he was bribed to fix a match. "Brenda Pornstat" said otherwise after she said she was asked to look after "Freeman" by her BF.

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Former Wolf FC Manager Jordan White was there to testify against Helmet Cheese.

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*REUTERS*


Jordan White and Megan Sheman where two of the numurous people yesterday in Holland to testify against "Helmet Cheese". He is to be taken to a secure prison in Germany where he will stay in their hospital until is well enough to go to his cell.

"Cheese said " I never want to go in the shower and drop the soap. If only I had awarded a free kick instead of a penalty in CL final 2 seasons ago, none of what was to follow would have happened".

"Herman Koch" laid to rest.



LEDDY FC NEWS

Booster farming in Uganda is going well and packs been sent back this morning ready for crucial 1st leg tie against the mighty REAL MADRID in cup. "TWAT" said " their team is full of quality and shadow strikers, we will do well to get a draw against them...But we are ready for the game, winning 5-0 away in league this morning against Tirunah FC and having no injuries is a bonus".

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LEDDY TV NEWS


Dingle Twat is thought to be head hunting ex WOLF FC manager Jordan White to come to the club to become youth team coach, Wallygong Fostershas gone back to Australia as he cannot take the pain of seeing his homeland being taught a cricket lesson in The Ashes series here in England.

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LEDDY FC TV NEWS

LEDDY FC win 2-1 at home to Real Madrid in the 1st leg/2nd round of the cup..new boy DR Bobby Plant scores again assisted by Ritchie Blackmore.

Dingle Twat said " at last MC De Assis scores a goal, I was thinking he would never do it, but it was a crucial winner to take to the 2nd leg"

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Current Wolf FC Manager Batman Bin Suparman has announced that Wolf FC will be tanking this season, despite facing heavy aggression from the board.

White - "I do not manage little kids, anyway my competitive gaming life is very rewarding. When I killed the last man standing in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 it felt like I just won the Cup."

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REUTERS

LEDDY FC have been turned down By "Jordan White". Chairman Willie hat said " we understand but we id want him, we will continue our search and wish "Wallygong Fosters" well on his trip down under.......I guess he will be back on a flight back to us when Australia get thrashed when THE ASHES goes there at the end of this year.

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The board have voted to remove Chairman Batman Bin Suparman, also known as The Wolfman. Some are describing this as an executive coup.

The board also shot his wolves, one is said to be dead, the other is recovering in a vet clinic.

Former Manager & Chairman Jordan White denied that he played any part, nether the less he has been voted as the new Chairman, and its expected that he will also be named Manager by the end of the day, could he cancel plans to tank this season?

Update***

Tom Mason is named the Manager of Wolf FC, he is also the one that shot the wolf, and gouged the eyes out of the second one because he ran out of bullets while shooting the first one.

Jordan White finally admitted to ordering the executive coup, The Wolfman is understood to be in exile in Norway while the board place big-pay day rewards on his head.

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LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC have landed in The Cook Isles for this afternoons CL group game against SJO, The West Indies is of course where "Helmet Cheese" ran away with "Megan Sheman".

Straight after whistle its back on the plane for this eves home clash against the only Bot team in the league (we thought there were none, but one manged to get through the net).

"TWAT" its madness to expect us to fly half way around the world to play CL then get back for League game on the same day !!!!!!!, its just not realistic is it ????, we will be playing our favoured 4-5-1 formation in a wide diamond with AML/AMR. Squad unchanged and "Jevdjevic has recovered from injury"


After Australia got too 72 for 0 this morning "wallygong Fosters" thought their might be a comeback and got back on plane to UK at Hong Kong", he will feel a little silly as they lost two late wickets in this morning session.

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LEDDY TV NEWS

LEDDY FC have landed in The Cook Isles for this afternoons CL group game against SJO, The West Indies is of course where "Helmet Cheese" ran away with "Megan Sheman".

Straight after whistle its back on the plane for this eves home clash against the only Bot team in the league (we thought there were none, but one manged to get through the net).

"TWAT" its madness to expect us to fly half way around the world to play CL then get back for League game on the same day !!!!!!!, its just not realistic is it ????, we will be playing our favoured 4-5-1 formation in a wide diamond with AML/AMR. Squad unchanged and "Jevdjevic has recovered from injury"


After Australia got too 72 for 0 this morning "wallygong Fosters" thought their might be a comeback and got back on plane to UK at Hong Kong", he will feel a little silly as they lost two late wickets in this morning session.

That reminds me I must fire the cricket on Radio 5.