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Tom Masons first game in charge of Wolf FC proved successful with a league victory of 7 - 0 over Alberto FC, Tom Mason's first game in charge of a Champions-League side will begin in 15 minutes with a clash against Turkish Giants Kartal SK, Wolf FC are tipped to win the game by a large margin.

In other news a veterinarian has executed The Wolfman's only surviving Wolf from The Wolf Massacre at Wolf Arena that occurred a few days ago to comply with the court order issued by the Welsh Courts after the Wolf mauled several journalists, this effectively has ended The Wolfman's chances of taking back Chairman.

Board members have promised to reveal details regarding The Wolf Massacre which resulted in the death of two wolves at Wolf Arena to knock Batman Bin Suparman off the Chairman throne.

Reigning Chairman Jordan White has promised to put the past behind us and continue to dominate Welsh football, and assures us that we will NOT be tanking this season and we're fully committed to signing several players next season.