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Owners of LEDDY FC "Durex" have been under investigation for faulty products, it seems that at the end of last seasons title win alot of the fans were very happy and took home the free products given to them at the last home match, but it now seems there are alot of babies due in a few months around the LEDDY FC area.

Fan "Frank (potbelly) Smith" said " I took the free rubbers home, yet my Mrs is due in two months", so are all my mates.

Chairman" Willie Hat" denies that the products were faulty and cited that someone had tampered with them.He also denies that they are supplying "Hacker (two Knobs) Holst" in prison with their products.

Burger seller " Johnny Greaseman" was given the job of placing the said product on all seats for the match, he is under invetigation to see if he used a pin to prick them.

On a happier note Late cook "Norma Stitz" daughter "Ji (norma) Stitz" who is now the cook at LEDDY FC is pregnant and is due to give birth to a daughter at the end of the season( Father unknown at this stage).