REUTERS


Helmet Cheese took to the field in the grounds of "Bellendson prison" yesterday as ref for the game between screws and inmates. The screws who thought that having Cheese as ref would swing the game in their favour,had a shock when the inmates won 3-2 in a gruesome encounter where "Inmate" and MC "Growler McPearson" scored the winner by barging one of the screws into the net with the ball."Cheese" allowed the goal.

The screws were livid and are out to make life hell for "Cheese". It seems that GK for the inmates "Hacker (two knobs) Holst" is the guvnor of the inmates and intimidated "Cheese" to throw the game. "Cheese" was quoted to say "what could I do ?? I cannot sitdown after dropping the soap in the shower with "Two knobs Holst"....I can't take anymore" a tearfull Cheese said on Prison TV.


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LEDDY remain 1 point behind in 2nd place in the league and won 2-1 away in CL round of 16.

"Twat" said " we covert the CL trophy more than anything, we still hurt from 2 seasons ago and cannot rest untill "big ears" is in the trophy room.