FC Bristbury progress to Cup Quarterfinals
Today we played Gareth Bale FC at home for the second leg of the Cup Top 16. We slotted 6 goals past them to go on to the quarterfinals on an aggregate of 11-0. One fan told reporters that he was confident that we would claim the treble this season, but our club spokesman was quick to point out that at this stage it is very premature to speculate, although that the club will do its utmost to win every competition it enters.
The only drama in our 5-0 slaughtering or our League opponents today, Arnan FC, was the bias of the ref at our home ground. Having given players on the other team a talk for several fouls, and only once pulling out a yellow, he gives out 3 to FC Bristbury and for offences no worse than those committed by our opponents poor Leandro Viera got 2. The fans were furious! They urged Viera to do a repeat of Rattin's protest in '66, but Viera knows not to argue, especially when you're winning!