Guys, I like your help and ideas that you offered to the previous thread regarding the new club name. Actually, I also want to change the name of my club as in 43 seasons I got tired of the name which remains the same from the start.

So... because my favourite club is FC SHAKHTAR Donetsk I already purchased the emblem and the official t-shirts of the club. Now I want the name of the club also to have smth in common with FC shakhtar but at the same time to be funny and not serious at all. All the ideas are appreciated.

By the way, from Ukrainian the name of the club is translated like FC MINER (and yeah, you get it right - it's the miner like the person who extracts ore, coal, or other mineral from the earth through mining).

Thanks in advance for any positive idea