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REUTERS

Cheeseand the prison gang of misfits are en route across the border for the game against polish prison. Rasputin Bollocksvich ,Bobby Bellender ,Ivor hardy and the rest are all squashed into a mini van where Cheese has to stand at the back due to him not being able to sit down at the moment.

Cycki V The Knobs takes place later tonight.


LEDDY FC TV NEWS

After this afternoons home league match, LEDDY FC will board a flight from Gatwick to Denmark for 1st leg of CL 1/4 final against VIDA FC.
"TWAT" we are getting a little closer now....no mistakes and an away goal will do us"


Fans are pushing for a statue of late cook "Norma Stitz" to be erected outside the ground, they would also like Sky presenter Jeff "The legend" Stelling to come and do the honours at the opening.