Goonskies - From Rags to Riches

[littledude072]

i was actually fishing a response from you, i done good. i healed fibreglass because i wanted to give him a few more tries before i think about selling him
ill rename a few players again once i buy another youngen, which might take a few weeks since im currently broke. got any suggestions for winger names? im thinking about pires and chamberlain
now im 5th strongest in the league, 4th place trophy isnt looking too great because i have a match against better teams every other game

Head Coach Fonzacus bought two new players after selling three. Fan favourite Sandy Granola and Sargent Gnarly, along with Andy Arseshaver, no one cares about him, were sold after The Fonz decided to play the overpowered 4-4-2. The new transfers in, Kanath and Karimian, were treated as emergency transfers and are near retirement. With Goonskies barely able to pay off monthly bills, how will the Wankin' Goons react to no electricity, water and refreshments while at Goonskies Stadium (ill probably change it later on to something catchy)?

Meanwhile as the Goonskies are facing a financial crisis, Club Owner Stank Krunke (lets pretend i didnt name the reporter that) is nowhere to be found. Rumors have it he is enjoying his "Home on the Praire" in Mountaina, 'Murika. Wankin' Goons are in another uproar yet again as they feel the club would be doing a better job if the owner stopped by every now and again to chant campfire songs, roast smores above a bonfire of rival supporters, and cover their bodies with black ink to write a story of sadness (ah loveed that episode).