Goonskies - From Rags to Riches

[littledude072]

The second leg of the Champions League Semi-Final is under three hours away at Malik FC's Stadium. The tension unbearable. It is if tension united and transformed into people. The streets are empty due to the tension. The "people" you see are just tensionoids. The "vehicles" are just tension-infused tumbleweeds. Everything else you see outside is just a lie to get you to chase for the cake, which is just tensions' way for you to do their grunt work. The only way to be immune from tension is to read this post over and over again.

Head Coach Znofrelius is leading the Hentai Hikou no Ichimi (Perverted Delinquent Crew) for their sacrificial ceremony. They have researched day and night to try to persuade the favor of The Away Game God only to find out that The One likes Jar-Jar Binks. A large animal the Gungans use as the shield generator is seen made entirely out of Malik FC's supporters Real Madrid (wow, must be a super team to have RM as a supporters). The Crew are in a full makeshift Jar-Jar Binks cosplay costume as they wreak havoc in Norway, and blame The Trade Federation for not killing off the Gungans.

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in other news, goonskies and rags to riches have won their morning matches. they better not go back into their slump or else...

as an added bonus, i think im going to rename some of the rags to riches players to
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they should fit in (IQ wise) with everyday items

=== AFTER MATCH ===

Oh the woe, another shutout by just a goal difference, for the second Champions League run in a row. Pee Wee Kee Wee scored the opening goal, but two more random goals came from Malik FC. It is a sad day for Master Chief Kee Wee as all hope for Rags to Riches to continue on their merry journey was on his shoulder.

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ah well, better luck next season. ima say he was scared, he didnt watch the first match
time to use 1 of my idioms
saved by the nevermind... 'that was a twofer' (dane cook, gotta admit that was awesome), a double randbow, the indefeated, inbeatable, unvincible duet - a yellow card and an injury, must suck for him