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[kustodian]

Winners? or winner? moaRRR

Winner

With all due respect to The Kustodian
A deadline was set and specific guidelines given. Should you feel that the response was inadequate, or below par, then please and by all means say so. There is nothing wrong with holding a new competition, if inferior material in comparison to the award was received.
An extension of the deadline simply means that those who have not had the courtesy nor the intention to submit an entry are now being courted by yourself, to do so.

I don't see a big problem with this tbh, more submission, better the competition The only reason why I'm prolonging the competition is because we go over the submissions by Tuesday, so it's better to give you a few more days to submit more commentaries, than to make you wait for 3 days until the winner is announced.

Also don't worry about those who didn't have the "courtesy" to submit their entry, they won't do it in the next three day as well, I'm more interested in those who might have missed this competition

[Sxrenity]

Some of these commentaries are pure quality, I hope this becomes a regular occurrence as this as provided me with some much needed entertainment during a loooooong shift at work.

[littledude072]

man im tempted to resubmit my entry TBH, but then ill run out of material for Goonskies - From Rags to Riches and future competitions. you cant shake a fun stick at a dead clown on steroids without material now can you..?

[Игорь Соколов]

First 2 goal n.milonovich . M.hendrick goal + pass .. )) it's Nice. End Bratislava hit 1 goal . End game don't stop at 3:0 )

[Mo Meow Odom]

First 2 goal n.milonovich . M.hendrick goal + pass .. )) it's Nice. End Bratislava hit 1 goal . End game don't stop at 3:0 )

This one wins it for me IT's nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome job Cockonob (pmsl what a name ) lol sorry I found this the funniest thing iv'e read on the forum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skidz]

How long has the competition been extended for?

[khris]

How long has the competition been extended for?

"we will close this thread on Thursday Morning at 11:00AM GTM+1 and announce the winners the next day"
Kustodian words.

And I still been the only that did a real comment about how is the true T11 LOL

F-U-L-L-O-F-M-I-N-E-F-I-E-L-D-S :'D

[Anthony Duncan]

Added some images



TV Pundits.

Pundit1-Who would have thought at the start of the season these two teams would be fighting relegation.

Todays match is being played at the home of Bratislav FC who have just completed there stadium upgrade to a 31,000 capacity and todays crowd are in for a relegation battle.


Pundit2-Many have predicted that Bratislav FC will win but i think FC Ortiga will win this match and i have a prediction Milovanovic to score first and the result to finnish 3-1 to the away side.


Match starts.

Pundit1-
FC Ortiga kick of and go right on the attack a long searching ball forward and Markovic slips..... Milovanocic is clean through on goal there can only be one outcome......GOAL !!
Both sets of fans are giving Markociv a hard time.

Pundit1- Bratislav FC 0-1 FC Ortiga
Pundit2- Get in there ya beauty ohh sorry folks.


13 mins Freekick to the home side and there's some pushing in the box the linesman is calling the ref over.

14 mins Ostojic is shown a yellow card we will need to watch the replay to see what happend
Pundit1 - It looks like he was booked for holding onto the attacker
Pundit2 - What are you looking at he grabbed his nuts



25 mins Hendriks tries his luck from the halfway line can he lobb seaman in goal ohh it hits the bar and falls to Milovanocic Goaaaaaaal !!
Pundit1- Bratislav FC 0-2 FC Ortiga
Pundit2- What an effort from Hendriks that will go all over the internet.



34 mins Markovic is being subbed even his manager is shaking his head at his performance some scout player here.

34 mins Vessllnovic is one on one with the keeper this is his specialty ohh he passes .... Gooooal Babic
Pundit1 - Bratislav FC 1-2 FC Ortiga

44 mins Mracina is going off injured
Pundit2 - Must be his crushed nuts eh !

Pundit1 - 53 mins Simovski notices the referee has dropped his cards and gives the ref a yellow ohhh the referee gives him a yellow come on ref it was a joke...



73 mins Stankovic is telling the bench he wants to come off
Pundit2 - Pahh two levels higher skill level and playing with a rating of 4 no wonder he wants off

83 mins Gooooooal ! Hendriks out of the blue what a strike
Pundit2 - 83 mins yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh fkin beauty get in there im off to sunny spain
Pundit1 - Where are you going ?
Pundit2 - To the bookies to collect my winnings
Pundit1 - But you play for thepeoples team your not allowed to gamble on matches in your league ?
Pundit2 - Shhhh dont tell anyone and ill give u 50 tokens.



Final score Bratislav FC 1-3 FC Ortiga

[littledude072]

yep, you guys are going to have some serious competition next round, i swear on my ability in (microsoft) paint!!!

hey kustodian, have you tried twitting this? this was a nice change and hoping more users jump on the boat before it departs on the track
train on the water boat on the track, family guy

[DiZZee]

In order to generate added interest and contributions, I would suggest a stickied link on all forum sections ie in formation, foreign languages, general, tips, etc. this link can then redirect the poster to the actual current competition thread. Change of text color and font in order to make it stand out will also help.
Another suggestion would be to create a log on pop up on T11, like the daily Christmas gifts giveaway, so that all managers are informed of new competitions, closing dates, or thread links on a regular basis.