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LEDDY TV NEWS


The league is becoming an epic encounter with lots of active managers, any one from say 5 to six teams could win it with 3 league champions in the mix too.


LEDDY FC win 2-0 away to Steluta FC in Romania. TWAT said " this was our best ever away win in the league, its so tight at the top and Steluta although in 8th had a squad a little better on paper to us..both managers present i was proud of the players as they had an attacking lineup and had been in transfer market. I changed my tactics for this game and with Galatasary drawing we have pulled two points ahead, but as I say i think its out of 5 teams." "Dingle twat" was then off to have a Brazilian.Then before the team left to board the plane they went to the grave of ex Chairman asthma sufferer "Vlad the Inhaler (now impaler)".



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Model "Brenda Pornstat" has confessed to having an affair with ref "Norman freeman", Freeman who is 2nd cousin to "Helmet Cheese" has been suspended from all duties. "Cheese" is to ref Screws v Inmates match at bellendson Prison.