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  1. 08-14-2013 #1
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    "Helmet Cheese" has set the cat amoungst the pigeons when he put forward that some of the inmates should play for the screws team. The up and coming match against Polish prison Cycki is to be played soon. The Bellendson prison team is to be known as "The Knobs".
    Helmet is trying to put his best Knob eleven together. So far its

    GK... Hacker (two knobs) Holst
    DR...Lingham Shaft, (son of ex ww2 fighter pilot)
    DL... Nobby Piles. (C)
    DC... Oliver Cockstantin,
    DC... Rasputin Bollocksvich,
    DMC... Bobby Bellender,
    MC... Dick Fritz
    MC... Jock Strap (Scottish Screw married to Helda Fullsome)
    AML... Hans (Tes) Tickles
    AMR... Boris Bulboused
    ST... Franz Pubex


    There are to be 4 subs of which Cheese is unsure of at this time .....Suggestions please ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by leddy View Post
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    "Helmet Cheese" has set the cat amoungst the pigeons when he put forward that some of the inmates should play for the screws team. The up and coming match against Polish prison Cycki is to be played soon. The Bellendson prison team is to be known as "The Knobs".
    Helmet is trying to put his best Knob eleven together. So far its

    GK... Hacker (two knobs) Holst
    DR...Lingham Shaft, (son of ex ww2 fighter pilot)
    DL... Nobby Piles. (C)
    DC... Oliver Cockstantin,
    DC... Rasputin Bollocksvich,
    DMC... Bobby Bellender,
    MC... Dick Fritz
    MC... Jock Strap (Scottish Screw married to Helda Fullsome)
    AML... Hans (Tes) Tickles
    AMR... Boris Bulboused
    ST... Franz Pubex


    There are to be 4 subs of which Cheese is unsure of at this time .....Suggestions please ??
    Cock Fosters ( the London mafia master mind for the safe door blowjob )
    Dick Tracey
    Hissing Syd ( the one eyed snake) Python
    Crabby Balls (Not sure why he is in prison just sits in the corner looking sad )
    Rowland Is the Fat conTROLLer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Scrivener View Post
    Cock Fosters ( the London mafia master mind for the safe door blowjob )
    Dick Tracey
    Hissing Syd ( the one eyed snake) Python
    Crabby Balls (Not sure why he is in prison just sits in the corner looking sad )
    Cock Fosters has made it to the bench as replacement GK.....nice work.
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    Champions League Finalist season 2 (The Amsterdam Arena Spud Gun/Helmet Cheese Penalty fiasco )
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