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"Helmet Cheese" has set the cat amoungst the pigeons when he put forward that some of the inmates should play for the screws team. The up and coming match against Polish prison Cycki is to be played soon. The Bellendson prison team is to be known as "The Knobs".
Helmet is trying to put his best Knob eleven together. So far its

GK... Hacker (two knobs) Holst
DR...Lingham Shaft, (son of ex ww2 fighter pilot)
DL... Nobby Piles. (C)
DC... Oliver Cockstantin,
DC... Rasputin Bollocksvich,
DMC... Bobby Bellender,
MC... Dick Fritz
MC... Jock Strap (Scottish Screw married to Helda Fullsome)
AML... Hans (Tes) Tickles
AMR... Boris Bulboused
ST... Franz Pubex


There are to be 4 subs of which Cheese is unsure of at this time .....Suggestions please ??