Goonskies - From Rags to Riches

[littledude072]

--- Goonskies ---

A truly sad day indeed for Goonskies FC as they have missed out on their trophy. Many Wankin' Goons are out finding new ways to end their pain. All of them feel it is too mainstream to hang themselves, jump off a cliff, and attempt to tickle themselves to death. A recent note came from a supporter who felt low tells us how tough the Wankin' Goons can be.

"I have already tried shooting myself but failed, it sort of hurt a lot and gave me a headache so I went to the hospital. Then I tried to eat some rat poison sprinkled on my afternoon cookies, but it gave me a stomachache so I left it for a bit to use the restroom. When I came back the cookie I was eating already took another person, who appeared to be a Rags to Riches supporter. There were news anchors everywhere covering the story calling it 'An Assassination Attempt on Trollinho' because he tried to take my cookies away from me. I was then incarcerated in a maximum security prison called Alakazamban, a person did make a book and movie from my time there. I was released from the prison because the trial was a 'Troll Result Caused by An Arrow to the Match Engine' default. Finally, I always wanted to fish in an icy lake so I cut a hole in front of me, tied a rope around my body to my car, and sat down beside my fishing rod. The ice from under me cracked, I fell into the icy river, and my trusty car that had protected me for ever so long covered my only escape. I will most likely die due to drowning, so I write this note in my waterproof phone. I probably could have escaped if I had not written it. I blame Head Coach Fonzacus, may my soul haunt him forever." (kudos to this dude i cant remember)

--- Rags to Riches ---

Praise is to the Head Coach Znofrelius. He gone done a super job for us! The Project District, The Hill Billy Folks, and all them raggedy people unite be all like celebrating all day and night, even without no 'double' no 'treble' right. The people are celebrating at fancy pants places such as McJimmy-Deans, Krunkin' Bells, Deep-Fried Huts, and Hollers. May the man who died of rat poisoned cookie rest in peace, brothers.

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ah reporter mode: off
did amazing on goonskies since i checked the other teams, and most were in the 40* while im still rocking it with 38*. i was probably ranked 8thish again but hopped on over to 5th
rags to riches were kind of disappointing since i said i couldve won 2 trophies. i was hoping my CL final opponent wouldve had a troll result and lost before we met. not to mention that cup mess up a while back on both teams -.-

AWESOME yoyo manpogo done trolled, but hes still not up to luke poleskis level. will probably match poleskis level next season ;D
ANNND gryffindor made an enemy out of me, not hard to see why