7/11

Goonskies FC proved too much for Thumy FC as they won 0-5. "I felt we could have won by an even bigger margin since we had 80-20 percent possession and triple the shots. Cook became the current top scorer with 12 goals, surpassing Ian Rice, a mid tabled striker from JMG FC, by scoring a hat trick and providing a brace of assists. Cook is the hardest worker on my team unlike Syahputra and Calle, whom seem to have prefer movie stardom. There is no telling when they will get called up to perform for 'The Promenading Lifeless' and 'The Contest of Toilets, though I am eagerly awaiting to see them die terrible deaths once again as extrass."

Will they do well in tomorrow's game against arch rival Hotspurs FC as the Wankin' Goons chant "ain't no Gareth to Bale you out?" Catch up on tomorrows interview with me, Stank Krunk, probably after the game, not too sure if I'll watch it or not, reporting.

muahahaha dortmund lost, ahh the joysies