It appears that Hendriks 83' strike has pretty much sealed the game for FC Ortiga, at least going by the run of play so far. With 7' to go, the Bratislav coach is fervently praying for the God of Trolls to look favorably upon him and shower the team with 2 or even 3 goals - not entirely uncommon in his career, but he has usually been on the receiving end!

He does of course rue the fact that the goal was the outcome of Stankovic (intended to sub the Injured Mracina) going missing during the match, only to show up in the 73' and promptly hand over the ball to Hendriks so he could walk it into the goal. Camera closeups showed Stankovic muttering to himself and talking to the voices in his head, however he took the time to shout back at the coach that he had been abducted by Aliens - the same aliens who have abducted all the young 5* players from the Transfer Market.

Appears to be an interesting end to a very entertaining match, as Mracina is back on the field, hobbling around with a broken foot, trying to figure out how he can kick Stankovic's A%$# without injuring his good hamstring!

Stay tuned for our next program, although I cant promise that Saturday Night Live will be more entertaining than the comedy we currently see in matches like this!








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Here's a chance for forum-goers to win 50 tokens! Use the image below as reference to put together your own football commentary. You don't need to use the actual comments that are within the game, just imagine yourself being a TV commentator watching the match below.

Select one event from the match, like a goal, foul or injury, and describe it in around three paragraphs. On Monday morning, 11AM GMT, I'll close this thread and then announce the winner on Tuesday. Your commentary can be funny, serious, or a mixture of both, as long as it's entertaining.



Good luck!