weird, its like he deleted himself or something

ah well, aiming for the 83rd minute goal by hendriks

League game week ten between fifteenth place Bratislav FC and sixteenth place FC Ortiga has been an edge-of-your-seat thrilling encounter. The battle for first, in last place, has been very entertaining thus far with FC Ortiga leading by just one goal, 1-2, with only 10 minutes remaining. The crowd, silent as fans believe they should be paid instead of paying to watch the game. The ground, soaked as the sprinklers malfunctioned and turned themselves on. The air, hazardous as this stadium is built in an unused region of the airport. This paragraph has been built to get you on the edge of your seat.

Suddenly, Brat The Bird, Bratislav FC's mascot, roams onto the field and attacks Head Referee Webster Herpaderp. Fans believed he was being bribed as he brandished Simovski a yellow card after a pushed-off-the-field-into-the-stadium's-murky-drainage-sewer ten minutes later (which in our honest opinion should have been tried for manslaughter), but did not allow Mracina to be searched and rescued until twenty minutes later.

Assistant Referee Mac Deanald demanded Hendriks to kick the ball off field so Herpaderp may receive treatment after the bird was put to sleep with a shotgun. Hendriks, dumbfounded by the turn of events, miss-kicked the ball and was sending it out on the other flank. A landing aircraft blew the ball towards Bratislav FC's goal as Bratislav FC players were digging a grave beside goal for the late Brat The Bird. Bratislav FC Keeper, Keepervic, shocked by the glitch in the matrix that is the laws of physics, threw Brat The Bird at the ball in an attempt to stop the goal. Both were well done cooked into the goal as the aircraft pulled an emergency manoeuvre, lit up their thrusters, and aborted the landing. Hendriks, in the center of it all, died of a heart attack when the miraculous goal was deemed legal. Miji Hendriks, thirty-four years old, decided to extend his contract by three years just earlier this season only to no longer be with us a few hours later.

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