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[Saransh Vatsa]

Well, this is the advantage of solving ppers online, we can log in here to check whats going on well, exams starting on monday and 50Ts this side, i will spend 10 minutes for 50Ts!!!!!! so here it goes, don't mind it but what commentary i am going to give no commentor will give as it will be too funny for footie commentary and way too tongue in cheek and kinda insulting.

The game is about to go into half time with Orliga leading 2-1 at their home, with 1 goal of Quality and 1 goal of COMEDY!!!(something funnynhas already happened with the 2nd goal they have scored). It has been raining heavily since the match started and the players are falling all over the pitch, some have their noses bleading already... And NO, Mohammad Ali is not playing.
And 1min to go for HT and Bratislav have the possession of the ball, they will look to slip, pun intended, their way through Orliga's defence just as they have been slipping all evening. Its Stankovic with the ball, nd he tries to pass to Zelenka, but wait, Zelenka is on the Left Flank, isn't it? Well, the ball goes to Mracina . Which physio decvlared Stankovic fit to play? He still seems to have symptoms if conjuctivitis. Anyways, Moving on, Mracina is moving into the D with the ball, and Orliga defenders are trying to tackle him, but they are toppling ober on top of each other. And Mracina skips past the last defender and is one on one with the mud covered keeper who has mud in his eyes and can't see and is moving his hands around like a blind man in the dark(huh?). And this can be the chance of Mracina to scvore his first goal of the season, and he takes it down and shoot!!! Wait, where is the ball??? It is neither in the goal, nor in the blind keepers hands and neither did it go anywhere outside the pitch. And Mracin is down. BTW so is my fellow Commentator Gerard Pique but he is down because he choked on a cup of tea. Why is Stankovic down? And the club physio and doctors are wearing their raincoats and grabbing their umbrella to move towards the fallen man. They have finally reached there after 5 minutes as they fell literally 16 times on their way to the D. And they were laughing at the fallen players, duh!!!
Mracina is being stretchered off. Lets see in the replay what actually happened. Okay, as u can see in slow motion, Mracina lifted his right leg to shoot the ball, but ended up kicking his left foot...... O o, that is why footballers shouldn't be obese, then they can't differentiate between the football and their legs...... Anyways, what happened was immensly funny.. I mean... Sad... He should be off for a few weeks, hoefully he reduced weight in that much time.
The game has resumed since Mracina's injury, its 70th minute now, yet there has been no replacement for Mracina as none of the subs want to play in this rain and u can barely walk there.......


Well, here it is, may not be as good, i could have written better had i given som time to it, but I can't spend more time on it sadly.... Enjoy and all the best to all